Now, were I a lesser man, I'd leave this post at that, and chuckle to myself at how funny I am. Instead, I'll tell you that my nose is healing nicely, I got a lovely 10% raise at work, and they now make Diet Coke that is good for you.
For those wondering, it tastes to me very much like normal Diet Coke. A little different, texture-wise; my friend Ed called it "smoother." It's as good a word as any.
